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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:47

So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.