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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

What is the best TV to consider from an interior design perspective?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Doloremque harum est natus ipsum quasi at atque quam.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Can a hoodoo or candle spell be used to remove a love spell placed on someone by another person? What is the difference between voodoo and hoodoo?

Still no good.

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?